Imagine all your favorite action movie heroes piled together in one dubious debacle; yup, Schwartenegger, Stallone, Statham, Couture, Crews, Li, Lundgren, Willis, myriad others all cast as buds from previous mercenary follies together and reunited once again. What else could they do but bond and blow shit up? There were a few choice moments of subtle hilarity and humor throughout, but I don’t see this testosterone party appearing as a big screen version2.
| Must be seen on big screen? | No, but entertaining for action flick freaks | |
| wait for DVD or rental? | If your money’s tight, yes | many low light scenes will get rewound & reviewed for believability |
| OK for your elementary school child? | OMG NO | graphic violence |
| OK for your child 14 or under? | Not when mine were 14, no | fully deserved its “R” rating |
| OK for Family movie night? | Yes if all 17 or older | |
| OK to watch it with Mom & Dad? | Dad would like it but Mom would leave the room | language and graphic violence |
| Comments? | great cast collection | loose plot that didn’t matter in the end |
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